"I don't say funny things, I say things funny"
"I left the show over creative differences. I was creative, and they were different"
"How the hell am I supposed to guess that? What the hell am I, a mind reader?"
"Of course I love you Steve, do you have to put your shirt back on?"
"Yes, I am a man possessed by many demons. Polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless"
"What it does is, reaches in your brain..chemically, and locates your happiest memory..chemically, and then locks onto that emotion and freezes it..chemically, and then it keeps you happy happy"
"I'm not gay..then again, I never used to like asparagus, but I do now"
(Thanks to Elizebeth Strong for the "possessed, Creative differences and the funny things quote. If you want to contribute to the quote section, use the feedback button to email me)
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